[grawly]

I usually don’t give a shit about brand accounts but Keebler’s is really nice because its basically their mascot trying to figure out how technology works and it’s super sweet.

[toytowns]

he’s an old little man elf and this warms my heart

[hijerking]

“you taught me why hurricanes are named after people”

- anonymous (1998)

[imakeundertrash]

Tem made a surprise appearance at my cool leg graduation 

[pr1nceshawn]

Pictures Any Dog Owners Will Understand.

[woodelf68]

Precious cinnamon buns, too good for this world, too pure.

[aaaaa42]

“your son died?! oh my god! i’m so sorry. h.. how, if you don’t mind me asking?”

“he couldnt exhibit enough self control to not submerge his fucking head in a river of chocolate”

[darecrow]

We’ve found it
Snail Church

[ravibun]

snurch

[yourscientistfriend]

Take me to snurch